Transfer madhouse - The Final Countdown

This is how the day unfolded as the rumours flew and the deals were done...
12:00am - The state of play as the final day begins is that Mido has been confirmed officially, meaning we now have our second most influential player last year in terms of both goals and assists back. Lee Young Pyo has changed his mind on a move to Roma and will stay at Spurs for the time being, meaning the deal for Pascal Chimbonda is now in doubt. It's unclear at this stage whether the club want both Lee and Chimbonda on their books. Steed Malbranque has reportedly completed a medical and his transfer from Fulham for £2.5million will be announced later today.
8:00am - The coup of the window is under way at Upton Park as Carlos Tevez confirms that both he and Javier Mascherano are to join West Ham on a season long loan from Corinthians. The Brazilian club are owned by the same company, Media Sports Investment, that attempted a takeover of West Ham last season and also 'own' the two Argentinian players. Roman Abramovich is also rumoured to have an involvment in the company, sparking the suggestion that West Ham are just holding them to allow them to adjust to London, England and the Premiership before joining Chelsea. Either way, it remains a sensational deal for West Ham.
9:30am - The club finally confirms that Rodrigo Defendi, the Brazilian defender who did not make an appearance for the first team in his two years at the club and spent the second half of last season on loan at Udinese, has joined Roma on loan. No mention of the option to buy for a nominal fee at the end of the loan that Roma themselves spoke of though.
11:00am - Villa will apparently have to meet Spurs' £15million asking price if they want Jermain Defoe. [JTG COYS]
12:00pm - Harry Kewell could be on his way from Liverpool as the search for a left sided midfield rumbles on into its fifteenth year. Spurs are also rumoured to be interested in Steve Finnan. [BEN FTL]
1:00pm - Official confirmation that Steed Malbranque has joined Spurs. Jol's comments that the 26 year old Frenchman can "cover the left, centre and right midfield positions" suggests that that ellusive left winger won't be arriving this window after all. Malbranque is currently injured, and the official site confirms that the Christmas decorations will be up before we are likely to see him in a Spurs shirt. Wayne Routledge has joined Fulham on loan for the season as part of the deal. Further evidence that Routledge was very much Arnesen's signing, and that Jol doesn't rate him.
1:30pm - Kewell has been spotted at Spurs Lodge where he is to have a medical. Given that physioroom.com reports that the Australian is out indefinitely with "septic arthritis", who knows what the chances of him passing said medical are? [BEN FTL]
2:30pm - That other great Spurs transfer saga (alongside Chimbonda's) could be back on as Levy has apparently not given up on pursuading Middlesborough to part company with Stewart Downing. There is an outside chance that the deal could be pushed through before the deadline after the two clubs resumed talks last night. [Dragon1 COYS]
3:15pm - Wigan have accepted Spurs' offer for Chimbonda and the deal should be completed in due course. As Wigan's official site says, the "transfer saga is finally over".
4:00pm - Further fuel to the Downing fire, with the player apparently having left England training early (along with Chelsea bound Ashley Cole), and conflicitng rumours as to whether Boro have or have not accepted Spurs' latest bid. [JTG COYS]
5:00pm - Chimbonda is reportedly at Spurs Lodge with a medical due at 6pm. The inevitable final day "big signing" rumour gathers pace, as it was bound to; Downing looks the most likely of the options, with Danny Murphy now a possible makeweight in the deal. Calum Davenport and Anthony Gardner could also find themselves touted around in the next few hours once the Chimbonda deal is completed. [Archibald SpursOdyssey]
5:15pm - West Ham manage to stun the world of football for the second time today by completing the sign of Argentinian duo Tevez and Mascherano, not on loan, but PERMANENT deals. The immediate, and frankly only logical, explanation is that MSI, who own the two Argentinians, have resumed their attempts to buy the London club.
5:40pm - We have a winner in the random rumour of the day stakes, with Lille's leftback Gregory Tafforeau linked with a £3.8million move to Spurs. Following West Ham's deadline day business how can anything come as a surprise? [spurs10 COYS]
6:00pm - The Downing transfer looks to be definitely OFF. Middlesborough Chief Executive Keith Lamb when questioned as to whether the England winger would be a Boro player come tomorrow morning replied, "absolutely".
8:00pm - It's all gone a bit quiet on the Spurs front, which means the flow of rubbish fills the void created by the lack of genuine information. This is exemplifed by the news that Simao Sabrosa and Curtis Davies are in negotiation with Spurs, with the latter deal dependent on Davenport and Stalteri agreeing to join West Brom. Elsewhere, Julio Baptista has apparently agreed to join Arsenal on loan in exchange for Jose Antonio Reyes, which brings the improbable scenario of "the Beast" joining Spurs to its logical conclsion.
8:20pm - Word from Spurs Lodge is that the Chimbonda deal will complete Spurs' business for this window. A major disappointment for those hoping that a genuine left sided wide player would eventually materialise. [BEN FTL]
9:15pm - With the deadline looming it seems the Spurs hierarchy may have realised that not signing a left sided player could come back to haunt them, and have reportedly begun a last ditch attempt to convince Fulham to allow Luis Boa Morte to follow Malbranque to White Hart Lane. [Noodles FTL]
9:30pm - Just to give us something to hold our interest for the final couple of hours, Hatem Ben Arfa, who has failed to warrant a mention amongst the rumours all day, could be back on the cards. A quick player, but probably asking a bit much for him to sprint to Spurs Lodge from Lyon within two hours. [JTG COYS]
10:25pm - Chimbonda's medical was apparently a success, but personal terms are still to be finalised. Two further deals are supposedly in the pipeline, one loan one permanent, with the loan being a central defender. The mind boggles. [Archibald SpursOdyssey]
12:00am - The window closes, and as expected the club announce Chimbonda's signing minutes before the deadline. Almost certainly the announcement was held back until the last minute to avoid an anti-climactic finale, as the photos taken much earlier in the day suggest. With the disappointment of the final day producing no shocks, nor the morale boosting left sided midfielder so many crave, it's east to overlook the good that was done ealier in the window.